Why is there no life on Mars?

No WiFi...

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What did the depressed, illiterate pepperoni slice say when asked where he was with his life?

Well it pizza heck out of me.

Why did the Wise Man get 25 to life?

Myrrhder

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What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

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What do you call wifi in space?

Mars Bars

Why is there no life on Mars?

No WiFi...