Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.
You switch sides at half time.
Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.
He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.
When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.
Hide his paycheck with his kids.
Me: A sword is harder to hide.
Neosporin.
A: Because no one will look for them.