Why don't people like to play uno with Mexicans?

Because they always steal the green cards....

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Why do you not play Uno with Mexicans?

Cuz they take all the green cards

Why shouldn't Mexicans play UNO?

They keep taking all the green cards

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Why do white people not like playing uno with mexicans?

They take all the green cards

Why can you not play UNO with mexicans?

They take all the green cards.