Why don't people like to play uno with Mexicans?

Because they always steal the green cards....

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Why do you never play uno with a mexican?

Because they will steal all the green cards.

Why don't you play UNO with a Mexican?

Because they steal all the green cards

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Why do you not play Uno with Mexicans?

Cuz they take all the green cards

Why are mexicans so predictable in Uno?

Because they always wish for the green card