When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

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How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

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What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

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What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ?

Because it hurt.

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Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

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Why ?

She : For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He : Hmm okay and for main course

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

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Where is your homework?

Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.