What do you call it when Superman craps his pants?

Undy-terd.

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What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants?

Where my knickers at "

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

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Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman

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Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

Why is Coolio always able to play craps?

He's got a gangsta's pair a dice.