What do you call it when Superman craps his pants?

Undy-terd.

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What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

What do I have?

Someone else's pants.

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What was Superman's first job?

A Clark.

What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

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Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

Why don't asians like to applause?

Because every time they do all they do is crap