What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

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Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny?

Because sixty-seconds=minute.

Why was the fish swimming backwards?

It didn't want to get water in its eyes.

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Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

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Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.

What do you call it when Superman craps his pants?

Undy-terd.

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What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman

What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

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What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

What do you do after you licked the softest and sweetest puss in the world?

You put it back in the crib.