What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

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What happened to r/showerthoughts?

They went down the drain.

What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

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How do they all sit?

They turn the stool upside down

What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

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Whats a pirates favourite kind of wood??

Seeder

What do pirates use to copy files?

Yarrrrrsync!

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What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

What has 5 teeth and 60 eyes?

A bus full of old people

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What is your dream car and why?

Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS

What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ?

He bowled long hops !