What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

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What happens when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

What happened when Jesus 'screwed' around?

He got *nailed*.

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How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

What did the mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

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What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

What does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

about a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck

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How you're feeling now?

Patient: I'm feeling lonely with chill girl and 60 other persons

What has 60 legs and 8 teeth?

The front row of a Country concert

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Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

What did Vincent van Gogh call himself when he joined the Justice League?

The Starry Knight