What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

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What happens when you keep feeding a cow money?

You get rich milk.

What happens when Turkeys get the common cold?

They quit smoking.

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What do you with 365 used rubbers?

Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.

Who would you turn to face?

be careful with whom you chose

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How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.

Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

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What has 60 legs and 8 teeth?

The front row of a Country concert

What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

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Why did the King's Justice join Run DMC?

Cuz he be Ilyn.

What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP