Why was the cookie crying?

Because it's mom was a wafer so long.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

Why did the girl cry on the swing?

She has cancer

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's the difference between an airplane bathroom and your mom?

Your mom can fit 3 people inside her comfortably!

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

Why was the cookie monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"

What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

Wafer Jokes More Wafer Jokes

Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.

Why was the cookie crying?

Because it's mom was a wafer so long.