What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What does Snoop Dogg do when he forgets to put on oven mitts?

He drops it like it's hot.

What do you call it when you accidentally drop a flower?

An oopsy daisy.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

What's the 6 things that's white on a black guy?

It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What's loud and sounds like "apples"?

APPLES!!!*

What do you get when you cross menstruation and apples?

The MaxiPad

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair

What fruit fits best in your palm?

a palm-agranate!

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What are Starbucks two shipping options?

Ground and federal expresso

Where was the first discovered potato located?

In the ground.