Why was Jeffrey Dahmer so healthy?

Because he ate five fruits a day!

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Why was six scared of seven?

Because seven "ate" nine.

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

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What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

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How did Jeffrey Dahmer make alphabet soup?

With 26 characters he met at a party.

Why was Jeffrey Dahmer so healthy?

Because he ate five fruits a day!