Why was Jeffrey Dahmer so healthy?

Because he ate five fruits a day!

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What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?

His bark was much worse than it's bite !

Why did the number 6 cry?

Why did the number 6 cry? Because 7 8 9. (7 ate 9)

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What fruit can't get married?

CANTELOPE

What fruit fits best in your palm?

a palm-agranate!

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What was Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite snack?

Chopped dates.

What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Peewee Herman have in common?

They were both caught with hands in their drawers.