Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

How do you give a time-out to a Mexican child?

Have him stand against a wall.

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What do you call feeling bad about watching lame reality TV shows?

Survivor guilt.

Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store ?

For the watch .

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Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

How does an apple a day keep the doctor away?

When you take careful aim.

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Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

Why did Jon Snow go to The Apple Store?

For the Watch.

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Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

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What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know. , Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.

Why did Jon Snow buy an athletic cup?

For the crotch.

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Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?

A: Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.