Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

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What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

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When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV?

During PRIME time!

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

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Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !

Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

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Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

If you see a robbery at an Apple Store...

Does that make you an iWitness?

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What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

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A: A wind tunnel. #ThugLyfe

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Why did Jon Snow go to The Apple Store?

For the Watch.

How many Jon Snows does it take to change a light bulb?

It wouldn't matter. Jon Snow knows nothing.

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Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?

A: Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.