What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer?

Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.

What are your best corny jokes?

I want them all! "What's brown and sticky?" "A stick."

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes."

What is the difference between a feminist studies major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

Dynamite Jokes More Dynamite Jokes

How do Italians light their dynamite?

With a fuse-illi.

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

Steer Jokes More Steer Jokes

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

steer clear

How do bulls drive their cars?

They steer them!