What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

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Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

What do you get when you hold two green balls tightly in your hand?

A leprachaun's undivided attention.

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How do you fix a broken website?

With stick e-tape.

What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?

Worm your way out of that one !

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke

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What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

How do Italians light their dynamite?

With a fuse-illi.

Baboom Jokes More Baboom Jokes

What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A BABOOM!

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!