How do bulls drive their cars?

They steer them!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild ?

A 100$ bill

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

Steer Jokes More Steer Jokes

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

steer clear

What do you call a Steer playing with itself?

Beef Stroganoff