Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.
Q:Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's? A: Because they are Haulin' Oats!
a Stick!
A nun with a javelin through her neck.
He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.
They're listening to duckstep!
Quack!
On a microwave.
Because they eggsplode. :D
Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.