How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer?

Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.

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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

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Why did the invisible man turn down the job?

He couldn't see himself doing the work

What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?"

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What does Dr. Oz do when you throw scientific evidence at his head?

Ducks like a quack.

What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

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What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

How long should you microwave fish for?

Tuna half minutes.

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How do you turn a duck into a blues singer?

Leave it out in the sun until its Bill Withers

How do you turn a duck in to a soul singer?

Put in the oven till it's Bill Withers.