5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.
Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)
Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.
Because they're all pawns and their king doesn't exist.
The water washes away her tears
Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.
he asks with a large smile on his face.
