Who ate all the cookies?

5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.

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What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out?

He ate the dentist.

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

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What do you call it when you get stuck into a shotgun wedding with a Czech?

Checkmate!

Who ate all the cookies?

5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.

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Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

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Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.

What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro