Checkmate Jokes

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

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Why can't you checkmate a christian?

Because they're all pawns and their king doesn't exist.

How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate?

with an en croissant

What do you call it when you get stuck into a shotgun wedding with a Czech?

Checkmate!

Who ate all the cookies?

5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.

Who's there ! Checkmate ! Checkmate who ?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank !

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Why are you in such a bad mood?

5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

Why do ladies prefer 77 over 69?

Because it's eight more.

King Jokes More King Jokes

Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

What does a king do when he burps?

A: He issues a royal pardon.

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Why don't we hear cannibal jokes anymore?

Because after they ate the clowns, nothing is funny.

Who ate all the cookies?

5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.

Bounce Jokes More Bounce Jokes

What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ?

A bouncing baby boa !

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why did the baker get smelly fingers?

Because he needed a poo.

Why were the bakers hands brown?

Because he kneeded a poo

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Which fish dresses the best?

The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!

What does the Pillsbury Doughboy see when he looks down?

His Doughnuts.

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

What do you call an actor who converts to Judaism?

A Christian bail.