What do you call someone from Olomouc who's living on the dole?

A welfare Czech.

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Why are pizza makers always poor?

Because they knead dough to make a living.

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

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What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

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What do you call someone from Olomouc who's living on the dole?

A welfare Czech.

What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.