Czech Jokes

Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

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What do you call someone from Olomouc who's living on the dole?

A welfare Czech.

What's an eastern European cannibal's favorite snack?

Czechs Mix

What do you call an abortion in Prague?

A cancelled Czech.

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What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!

What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

What do you call it when you get stuck into a shotgun wedding with a Czech?

Checkmate!

Why do slovaks don't like Czechs?

They prefer cash.

Who's there ! Czech ! Czech who ?

Czech before you open the door !

Where did Czechslovakia split up?

At the Czech-out line.

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What do you call a Slavic spouse?

Czech-mate

Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

A: He was looking for a Czech mate.

What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't czech his papers.

Why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women?

A: He wanted a Czech mate.

Who is the chess player's dream companion?

A *Czech Mate*

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How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word

What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

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What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

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A Czech Republic

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What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael?

A whambulance

Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

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Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long?

He had a stalemate.

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What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

What's Magneto's favorite type of music?

Heavy Metal!

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What do they call aborted fetuses in Prague?

Cancelled Czechs.

Whatever happened to Robot Jones?

He got cancelled.

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What do you call a 16 year old black girl who has had a few abortions?

a crime fighter.

How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus

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What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

What do you call someone from Olomouc who's living on the dole?

A welfare Czech.