Czech Jokes

Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

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What do you call someone from Olomouc who's living on the dole?

A welfare Czech.

What's an eastern European cannibal's favorite snack?

Czechs Mix

What do you call an abortion in Prague?

A cancelled Czech.

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What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!

What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

What do you call it when you get stuck into a shotgun wedding with a Czech?

Checkmate!

Why do slovaks don't like Czechs?

They prefer cash.

Who's there ! Czech ! Czech who ?

Czech before you open the door !

Where did Czechslovakia split up?

At the Czech-out line.

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What do you call a Slavic spouse?

Czech-mate

Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

A: He was looking for a Czech mate.

What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't czech his papers.

Why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women?

A: He wanted a Czech mate.

Who is the chess player's dream companion?

A *Czech Mate*

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet?

He was looking for pooh.

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

Checkmate Jokes More Checkmate Jokes

Why can't you checkmate a christian?

Because they're all pawns and their king doesn't exist.

Who ate all the cookies?

5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.

What's the biggest joke of 2016?

Look a bit to the right.

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

Where do black person go to travel cross-country?

The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

Aborted Fetus Jokes More Aborted Fetus Jokes

What do they call aborted fetuses in Prague?

Cancelled Czechs.

Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

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Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of movie does a blind person watch?

Black and black movies.

What type of shoes does a ninja wear?

Sneakers.

Prague Jokes More Prague Jokes

What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs

What do they call aborted fetuses in Prague?

Cancelled Czechs.

Czech Republic Jokes More Czech Republic Jokes

What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

What do you call traffic in The Czech Republic?

Praguetory