What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty

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What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite. ...Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.

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Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

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What do you call someone who can't find a job?

A Psych major. (Pls list your own response - if you're awake and in America at this time, you should have a pretty good one). Thanks.

What's the difference between a virtual car and a real one?

You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time

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Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding