Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

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What's a blind mans favorite car?

A cataract

Why was the man arrested for having his skin flute played?

It was in A-minor

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call 4 Mexicans in a sinkhole?

Quatro Sinco

What did the Mexican firefighter call his son??

Jose

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How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome?

You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.

Why is England so special?

Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

Why doesn't Rihanna smoke weed anymore?

Because she's taken enough hits.

What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

He got baked.

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How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts !

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.