Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What kind of genie only grants wishes to men?

A misogenie.

What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

What is a Mexicans Favorite book?

TE-QUILA MOCKINGBIRD!

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned

What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

What does it mean when you see a flag flying at half-mast outside of a mostly white high school?

They're hiring.