What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding

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What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

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What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

What kind of money do they use on superman's home planet?

Kryptocurrency

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How do you keep a club exclusively for straight edgers?

You weed out the rest

Why did the lobster blush?

Because the see weed.

Hood Jokes More Hood Jokes

Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

Who delivers pizza in the hood?

Popo John's