What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding

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What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

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What kind of dance do buns do?

Abundance.

What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats.

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What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

He got baked.

What do you call a lighter that is only used for weed?

A highlighter Edit: Or a Bud Light Courtesy of u/isnottoast

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Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding