What do you call Mike Tyson on drugs?

Methed up

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How do hipsters buy their drugs?

by the instagram.

Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

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How does Mike Tyson track Will Smith in the snow?

He looks for fresh prints.

What is Mike Tyson's favorite thing for a woman to wear?

Thort thorts.

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What do you call Mike Tyson on drugs?

Methed up

What did Mike Tyson say when he saw Breaking Bad?

That's methed-up!