Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.

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What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.

How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for french fries.

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What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

How do you spot a vegan at the gym?

Pretty much the same as anyone else.

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Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

Why are Mistborns always so thin?

Because they're always Burning calories!

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Why did the arsonist get kicked off the basketball team?

He kept getting pyro-technicalities.

Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.