Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

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How does the devil measure his drugs?

In pentagrams

Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

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Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

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How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

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Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

How was Rome cut in half?

With a pair of Caesars.

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Why did the lesbian cross the street?

She was emo.

Why do emo's always act so sour?

Because you can't spell Lemon without emo.