Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

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What do you call someone who claims to do drugs to try to look cool?

A marajuannabe.

Why will we never know if Rick James was bald?

Rogaine is a hell of a drug.

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Whatcha thinkin' about?

Taxidermist: Stuff.

Why do white men shop at black yard sales?

To get all their stuff back.

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What's The Coolest Thing On the Internet I Can Buy for Under $100?

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/wyozq/whatisthecoolestthingicanbuyonthe/c5hp9rg

How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

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Why didn't the shepard cut off his sheep's wool?

Shear laziness.

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

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Why did the lesbian cross the street?

She was emo.

What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g