Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

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Who takes the most drugs?

The police.

When will you be bioavailable?

Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...

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What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?

A full bull!

What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

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Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

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What happens if you cut off your left hand?

You would be all right.

What does Jesus say when someone cuts his call?

Hello.. Hello..? Lama sabachthani?!

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What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.