What do you call sandman when he robs you?

THAT SON OF A BEACH ROBBED ME!

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach?

A pocket full of shells.

What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son!"

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.