What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

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How do you make a baby float?

2 scoops ice cream 1 scoop dead baby

What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?

Pregnant.

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What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

What did the husband tell his wife to do after he slapped her?

The same thing he told her the first time!

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

What do two rights make?

An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high

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What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?

You Cantaloupe.

Where did our son go?

What son *Dad cries with joy

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What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

What do you call a fish that's on its way to somewhere?

Salmon en route

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Where does Noah store his bees?

The ark-hives.

When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.