What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

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Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.

Which phone??

Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well

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How can you tell if a black man has been using your computer?

It won't be there

What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

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What does it mean when a pedestrian has the right of way?

When you see a pedestrian, youve got to get them, right away

Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

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Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.

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What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

What do you get when you cross a fish with no eyes?

PETA

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What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this."

How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!