Why do all black people go to heaven?

The Son is attracted to black

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Why are black people afraid of high fives?

They don't want to be left hanging

Why do black people like the NBA?

It's the only sport where you can shoot, steal and run!

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What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!

Why does your son call you big brother?

Because he's your mom's kid.

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How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!

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Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

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Who lands first?

The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.

Why do all black people go to heaven?

The Son is attracted to black