What do you call an elephant on drugs?

Tranquilized.

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What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

High definition.

What's a crackhead with no drugs?

Crack-a-lacking

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What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino

What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhea...