Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do you need to make a crystal salad?

Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What did the unused dough say to the baker?

Why don't you knead me

What do you call a red-headed baker?

A Ginger-bread man

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

What does a bunny do to a bank?

Rabbit

Why does Bank of America not have a backspace on the ATM keypad?

Because America is never wrong.

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

What do you call it when a group of ghosts rob a bank?

A polterheist.

How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough