What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

Shear madness.

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Why didn't the feminist shave her arm pits?

Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.

When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave