How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

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Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

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Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

Why don't girls have beards?

It's in their "jeans" ;)

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What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

How do you get a philosopher off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.

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How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

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How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor