How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

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Why do black cats never shave ?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !

What do you call someone who has to shave 30 times a day?

A barber

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Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A: A barber.

What do you call a ceramicist with a beard?

A Harry Potter

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How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

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What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

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How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor