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What did the Alligator say to the turtle?

Can I bayou a drink?

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

Because it was making him moody.

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What kind of bird lays electric eggs ?

A battery hen !

Where do birds invest their money ?

In the stork market !

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How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

What is the craziest/weirdest/most interesting/most unique/ uncommon phrase you've ever heard ?

I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

What do we call of spill of the world's most abundant resource?

A sunny day.

Party Fowl Jokes More Party Fowl Jokes

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

Why are chickens never invited to the party?

They are always party fowls.