Why Does Paris Hilton Have a Chihuahua?

Cause she doesn't want a Dog thats more intelligent than her!

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Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?

He wanted her to hit the hay!

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

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What's smarter than a dog, but dumber than a cat?

Their owner.

Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

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Whats the Difference between a Third-Wave Feminist and a Pencil?

The pencil has a point

Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

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Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

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What do you get when you cross Paris Hilton with Iggy Azalea?

A horribly depraved piece of human garbage.

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!