Why do politicians take laxatives?

So they can speak more fluently

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What language do they speak in Holland?

Hollandaise.

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

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What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

What's the difference between a political speech and a stand-up comic show?

They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.

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How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.

Why do laxatives always say 'Works gently, overnight'?

What if I want something that works violently right now "