What do you call slapping hands with (5.5+1)/2?

A high phive! I'll see myself out now.

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What are Asian Tennis Players most well known for?

The Back Hand

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

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Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born?

Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her.