What do you call slapping hands with (5.5+1)/2?

A high phive! I'll see myself out now.

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Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

Why did the cancer patient get smacked?

His hand was bigger than his face.

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her.

Why did the girl loaf of stale bread slap the boy loaf of stale bread?

A: Because he tried to get fresh.