What instrument does the Irish chemist play?

The boron.

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Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding?

Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.

What's Irish and sits out all night?

Patio furniture.

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What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."