What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her.

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How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card

Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for

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What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

What is a baby's dream job?

Working at a winery.

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Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

How do you fix the dishwasher?

Smack her.

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What do you do when your washing machine breaks down?

Give her a slap

What did the husband tell his wife to do after he slapped her?

The same thing he told her the first time!