Why did the Republican get a sunburn?

Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise.

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What do "white privilege" and "severely mentally handicapped" have in common?

Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply.

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

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Why does America have so many boasting Republicans?

Because it needs some bragging rights.

What do you call a republican fashion director?

Clothed minded

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Why did the Republican get a sunburn?

Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise.

What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

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What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

What do you do when you're sunburned?

Make like a banana and peel.

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What do you call a preponderance of the evidence that your drink has been compromised?

Probable Cosby

Why did the Republican get a sunburn?

Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise.