What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How do you lose 30 pounds in 1 Minute?

Go to England and buy something

What're you in for?

I had a solid tweet *takes drag off cigarette* and no one faved it. I just lost it." "We've all been there, brother."

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What do you call it when water is poured over a clock?

Time dilution.

Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

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Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

What's the difference between an Irishman and a bottle of whiskey?

The whiskey usually doesn't get drunk until it's at least ten years old.

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What do you call a bugle inside of a bubble?

A buble!

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)