What do you call a lightbulb that holds the door for you?

A polite bulb.

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What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many gnomes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.

How many mice does it takes to screw, in a lightbulb?

Two, as always.

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What do you call a tornado holding a spork?

The Mersenne Twister.

What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.