What do you call a lightbulb that holds the door for you?

A polite bulb.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.

Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a bad joke teller?

To get to the other side!

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How do you give a quadriplegic a headache?

Ask him to hold open the elevator door

How do you tell a deaf person to shut up?

Here, hold this."