Why did Fonzie stop sleeping around?

He got AIIIIIDS.

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Why did Fonzie stop sleeping around?

He got AIIIIIDS.

What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.

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What does a dyslexic tiger and a bus driver have in common?

A bus driver can't change his stops.

What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!

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What are apricots?

Where monkeys sleep.

What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.