Why did Fonzie stop sleeping around?

He got AIIIIIDS.

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Why did Fonzie stop sleeping around?

He got AIIIIIDS.

What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.

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How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

mana-pause

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What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep ?

Trunkquilizers !

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.