Why did Fonzie stop sleeping around?

He got AIIIIIDS.

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What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.

What's Fonzie's favorite indefinite article?

Ehhhhhh!

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Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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What did Putin say when he was finally fed up with Boris Nemtsov?

I'm putin' that guy to sleep

Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ?

Jack the kipper !