Why did Fonzie stop sleeping around?

He got AIIIIIDS.

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What's Fonzie's favorite indefinite article?

Ehhhhhh!

Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?

Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.

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Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!

What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.

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What's the best thing about sleeping with twenty two year old's?

There is twenty of them.

What famous band sleeps the least?

Slipknot