What do you call a dog on the beach?

Sandy Claws Merry Christmas

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How many times are you going to lick my nose in your lifetime?

Dog:

What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What does Sonic the Hedgehog wear when he goes to the beach?

A speedo

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the banker get for Christmas?

My 401k

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant