What do you call a dog on the beach?

Sandy Claws Merry Christmas

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room

What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?

A spot-weiler!

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you get when you drop your frozen waffle at the beach?

A San Diego

What is the name of that casino on the beach?

Pair-a-dice.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ?

Elephanta Claus !

Why don't black people get presents for Christmas?

Because prisons don't have chimneys.