When i go down you know what it tastes like?

Depends...

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What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

What an evolved soul?

How'd he know Me: The judge told him.

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What does grandma's crotch smell like?

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How do you know if a chef is a clown?

A: The food tastes funny.

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!