What's an old carpenter's biggest issue?

Losing teeth.

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Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers

Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

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Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.

What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!