What's an old carpenter's biggest issue?

Losing teeth.

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Why did Rembrandt lose his house?

Because he was *Baroque*.

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

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What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

What to do you call an old dentist?

A bit long in the tooth