What's an old carpenter's biggest issue?

Losing teeth.

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What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

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What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?

A full set of teeth.

What has a mouth but no teeth?

A: A river.