Someone with no sense of tumor.
Cancer.
By smoking a lot of fags.
9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)
Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)
Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: "If you grow up you have to work" *Translated from italian hope it makes as much sense as there
Laughing stalk
Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"
Heman-giomas