How did the muslim get cancer?

By smoking a lot of fags.

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What do you call someone who smokes two doobies at once?

Double jointed. What do you call someone who can smoke three at once? Dead. Don't do drugs.

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It's smoking a cigarette.

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They were both inside Jobs

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What bee is forbidden to the Muslims?

Haram-bee

What do you call a Muslim pilot?

An Airrab.

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What is a toad's favorite kind of beer?

One with a lot of hops.

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Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.

How did the muslim get cancer?

By smoking a lot of fags.