9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)
One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con.
A: A cello burns longer.
A. A woman to show him how to work it.
Bean working very hard today !
Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.
Because they're too cornea.
They were trying to keep their german market.
because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated :-)
The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*.
1. She's basic. 2. She literally can't even.
Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.
So just to be safe, I took his guitar.
Food's on me tonight.
Lame.
