What do you call someone who failed rehab?

Back on crack

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What did the dash say when he failed his exam?

I underscored."

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

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Who is the KKK's favorite children's character ?

The White-Power Ranger I came up with this after reading a cracked article.

Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!

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What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on easter eggs.