How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

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How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

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What do you call a Mexican who has his Mondeo stolen?

Carlos

What do you call a black guy who was stabbed by a Mexican?

An ambulance.

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How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb?

A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.

How many RothChilds does it take to change a light bulb?

There still working on it...

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Why is Hollywood full of vampires?

They need someone to play the bit parts.

Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

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How many Spanish people does it take to change a light bulb?

Just Juan.

What's the most important part of making a Mexican joke ?

Making sure that no Juan hears you.