How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

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How many startup CEOs does it take to change a light bulb?

Change a light bulb Pfft! We are game changers.

How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

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What does a Mexican magician use?

A magic Juan

How does a Mexican cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

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How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

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What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.

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Why did the Mexican civil war last so long?

Because they were fighting Juan on Juan.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.